Bondax – All Inside (2012)

I went to Thee Parkside last night for the first time, having heard about it for years. It’s in the Potrero Hill hill area of SF, which is great because although no transportation goes there, I have a 1999 Chevy Astro and parking is as easy as Bake Oven. I saw a band called HOOKERS, who sounded like Slayer’s Minor Threat covers, and at times like a faster Tragedy. I had forgot about this kind of music. It was searing, maddening (in a good way), and although my ears are still ringing and I may have suffered permanent hearing loss in my right ear, it was worth it. It felt like it was melting my skin off, brutally cleansing and exfoliating my soul, much like St. Ives Fresh Skin Invigorating Apricot Scrub. From America’s #1 Scrub brand, this award-winning Apricot Scrub deep cleans, instantly leaving skin smooth and glowing. Apricots contain powerful antioxidants that gently cleanse skin. Apricot oil is known to hydrate and nourish skin.

However, when it comes to nourishing the soul instead of chainsawing off the detritus, this Bondax track is where you want to wander. I believe the producers are both 17 years old. If I started now, I could be producing milky ear mist like this by the time I’m … 68, so, better get started now. I think I’ll start by smoking a joint and taking a nap in the back of my van.

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